Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Misc 1...

What's the best thing about being a fairy?
Ans: Frequent Flyer Miles

What do you call someone who can turn herself into a werewolf with the wave of her wand?
Ans: A hairy godmother

What do you call someone who grants wishes and goes "Moo, moo"?
Ans: A dairy godmother

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