Holding the Ladder....

The young lover, eloping with his beloved, climbed up the ladder and knocked on her window pane. She opened the window softly.

"Are you ready?" he asked.

"Ssssh! Not so loud," she whispered, "I'm so afraid Father will catch us."

"That's all right", said the boy. "He's down below holding the ladder."

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Dark Ages

Guess Who....

A young man sneaked up behind a young lady, covered her eyes with his hands and announced:

"I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell who's this in three guesses."

"Benjamin Franklin, George Bush, Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, Michael Jordan!!!", she guessed.

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Wasn't that you?

"Sweetheart, if I'd known that the tunnel was was so long, I'd have given you a kiss."

"My goodness! Wasn't that you?"

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Marriages are in heaven

"They told me that your old maid aunt died happily."

"Yes, somebody told her that marriages are made in heaven."

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Yes Darling.....

"Do you mean to tell you always have the last words in any argument with your wife?"

"Of course! It's Yes, Darling."

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Statesman and politician

What’s the Difference between a politician and a statesman?

10-year-old kid: one’s running for the office and the other is running from it.

11-year-old kid: Politician is always criticizing and a statesman is always
criticized.

12-year-old kid: A statesman makes money and the politician spends it.