Statesman and politician

What’s the Difference between a politician and a statesman?

10-year-old kid: one’s running for the office and the other is running from it.

11-year-old kid: Politician is always criticizing and a statesman is always
criticized.

12-year-old kid: A statesman makes money and the politician spends it.

Shakespeare

Mother: Junior! Don’t ever use bad words again
Junior: But mother, Shakespeare uses them
Mother: Well, don’t play with him anymore then

Marry me.....

Worm in an apple

Misc 7...

What does a fairy if she becomes a movie director?
Ans: She would make movie magic

What does a fairy's fairy teacher use to correct test papers?
Ans: The magic marker

What does a wand to at a football game?
Ans: The wave

Misc 6...

How do fairies improve their satellite connection?
Ans: With a satellite wish.

Why would a fairy want to work in Wall Street?
Ans: So that he could trade stocks and wands

What do fairies like about New York?
Ans: The Staten Island Fairy

Misc 5...

What do all fairy movies have?
Ans: A zappy ending

Why couldn't a lawyer win any case in Fairy Court?
Ans: Because he didn't have any poof.

When a fairy turns in to a dog, what does he wag?
Ans: His fairy tail.