Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

Misc 7...

What does a fairy if she becomes a movie director?
Ans: She would make movie magic

What does a fairy's fairy teacher use to correct test papers?
Ans: The magic marker

What does a wand to at a football game?
Ans: The wave

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Misc 6...

How do fairies improve their satellite connection?
Ans: With a satellite wish.

Why would a fairy want to work in Wall Street?
Ans: So that he could trade stocks and wands

What do fairies like about New York?
Ans: The Staten Island Fairy

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Misc 5...

What do all fairy movies have?
Ans: A zappy ending

Why couldn't a lawyer win any case in Fairy Court?
Ans: Because he didn't have any poof.

When a fairy turns in to a dog, what does he wag?
Ans: His fairy tail.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Misc 4...

What do fairies catch a lot of when they play baseball?
Ans: Fly balls.

What is a fairy's amusement park ride?
Ans: The fairy-go-round

Who grants wishes to young fishermen?
Ans: Fairy CodParents

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Misc 3...

What is a fairy's amusement park ride?
Ans: The fairy-go-round

Why would fairies make good balloons?
Ans: Because there's air in every fairy.

What state has the most fairies?
Ans: Wish-consin

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Misc 2...

What do you call a fairy godmother on Halloween?
Ans: A scary Godmother

How do fairies call one another?
Ans: They use 'Spell' phones

What does a fairy wear when they get married?
Ans: A wedding wing.