Guess Who....

A young man sneaked up behind a young lady, covered her eyes with his hands and announced:

"I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell who's this in three guesses."

"Benjamin Franklin, George Bush, Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, Michael Jordan!!!", she guessed.

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Wasn't that you?

"Sweetheart, if I'd known that the tunnel was was so long, I'd have given you a kiss."

"My goodness! Wasn't that you?"

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Marriages are in heaven

"They told me that your old maid aunt died happily."

"Yes, somebody told her that marriages are made in heaven."

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Yes Darling.....

"Do you mean to tell you always have the last words in any argument with your wife?"

"Of course! It's Yes, Darling."

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Statesman and politician

What’s the Difference between a politician and a statesman?

10-year-old kid: one’s running for the office and the other is running from it.

11-year-old kid: Politician is always criticizing and a statesman is always
criticized.

12-year-old kid: A statesman makes money and the politician spends it.

Shakespeare

Mother: Junior! Don’t ever use bad words again
Junior: But mother, Shakespeare uses them
Mother: Well, don’t play with him anymore then

Marry me.....